101 Tinder Pick Up Lines That Are Way Better Than Just Telling – Hi, Thought Catalog

101 Tinder Pick Up Lines That Are Way Better Than Just Telling – Hi, Thought Catalog

You seem awesome and I like awesome people ??

Tacos sometime? Check yes or no.

What’s the weirdest message you’ve everzwijn gotten on here from someone?

Strak Wars or Trek? There is only one right response.

Are you emotionally unavailable or emotionally bruised?

Be fair. Which member of 1D is your fave?

Hey, I’m looking for a ski-ball fucking partner. You ter?

If wij vote opposite on November 2nd, can wij still be friends?

Know how much a polar bear weighs? Well it’s enough to pauze the ice. Hi!

My mom told mij not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.

Sorry for all of the gross messages you very likely get here ??

Tell you what I want, what I indeed want. A) To know, who wasgoed your dearest Spice Female? and B) Your number?

Want to engage te a textually active relationship?

I bet you’re more cool IRL than via URL.

Are you a big spoon, a little spoon, or a “GTFO of my leger I’m TIRED!”?

Are you a little more country or a little more rock n’ roll?

What’s the most embarrassing thing I’ll find if I Google you?

I think you’re attractive and would love to get to know you without a screen involved.

Do you believe te reincarnation? And if so, who/what do you think Chris Farley came back spil?

I can’t wait for you mom to say, “He/She could do better…” after meeting mij.

Would you have talked to mij ter middle schoolgebouw, or just stared at mij awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgement.

I won’t set my phone to silent just ter case there’s a chance I’ll hear from you.

(Do you think Adele regrets that song?)

What sort of opener would get you to talk to mij?

Wanna be schrijfstift pals?

Dogs or cats? There is only one right response.

Were you an N’SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will wij raise the kids?

Swear to buzzed I’m not God…just intoxicated by you.

You know what would be good? Talking to you.

What wasgoed the most random class ter collegium you everzwijn took and secretly were super into?

I’m watching The Notebook and howling and need to be talked off a ledge. Help?

I have a problem. I went grocery shopping and there’s no way I can carry all of thesis bags inwards by myself. Wanna do a stranger a solid? I can wait…

QUICK. Which rom com is your fave?

Wij can tell our kids that wij met because I accidentally stole your yellow umbrella…

Would you rather have toes for fingers or fingers for toes?

I have to be fair, the thought of being around te you ter person makes mij truly jumpy but I’m willing to go through it if you’ll go out with mij.

Ter the words of a 2002 Budweiser commercial, wassup?

Which Disney Channel Flamante Movie is your all time beloved?

Are you a ketchup or mustard kleintje of stud/doll?

So who/what do you blame your dating profile on?

Drink of choice?

Beloved day of the week?

Which Meryl is the best Meryl?

Which Beyonce is the best Beyonce? (Jokes every Bey is volmaakt.)

I can’t wait for you to talk shit about mij to all of your friends.

Team Jennifer or Team Jolie?

Bitch about how terrible online dating is & chill?

Are you Catfishing someone? Just checking…

Want to get dinner sometime? (Yeah, I’m old fashioned.)

What is the best vleierij you’ve everzwijn received so I know how to flatter you te the future?

I don’t want to intimidate you but, I made a doctor’s appointment without asking my mom for help this week. No biggie. *slicks hair back*

Need someone to listen to you complain about that bitch from work for an hour?

Fuck, marry, kill. Ellen, Oprah, Chelsea Handler?

If you had bot on the Titanic instead of Jack, I bet Rose would have made slagroom for you on the headboard.

Are you more GOT or LOTR?

Did you know that if you kasstuk terugwedstrijd a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket underneath them, you make a very blessed whale? You’re welcome.

I’m writing a book and could use your help. It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.

Tell mij a story.

??out with your ? out (message mij back plz!)

How long ’till you think wij both give up and make a “when wij’re 45…” verdrag with each other?

I seem to have lost my hesitation with talking to strangers online, can I borrow some of yours?

Fuck, marry, kill. Bradley Cooper, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling?

Positivo Talk. Who would you want on your team during a zombie apocalypse?

‘Hej’ is ‘Hi’ te Danish. (And you learn something fresh every day.)

If I ask you to coffee, drinks, or a movie which would you be most likely to say ‘yes’ to?

Dearest pick up line. GO!

Go after mij on Instagram? (Jk I just wished to stalk your selfies)

Look up the symbols for Hydrogen and Iodine and that’s what I have to say to you.

Sup boo (sorry I couldn’t pull that off but it’s nice to unofficially meet you)

What emoji is your spirit emoji?

Your phone has GPS right? Because I’m totally going to get lost ter those *insert color here* eyes.

You look like you’d be joy to sit next to ter leger with while wij both stare at our phones.

I didn’t sleep all night because I couldn’t zekering thinking about whether or not you’d messaged mij back!

What’s up buttercup

Can wij be friends?

u up? (…to have actually stimulating conversation because I am!)

What’s something no one would guess about you from a very first impression?

I can Google how to say Hi ter like, 101 languages. Wanna see?

You seem cool. Wanna get to know each other?

Do you know how I can get verified on Twitter? Asking for a friend…

If you come across someone you know on Tinder, what’s your protocol? Left or right?

I’m bored, help mij out?

If you were a booger I’d pick you very first.

Are you a Kelly, a Michelle, or a Beyonce?

Let’s go do something joy.

Want to go get toasted and make some bad decisions?

If I say just hi with a smiley face, will you overlook mij?

You seem indeed funny and I like people who make mij laugh.

Want to go talk about where wij went to collegium and what wij “do” overheen overpriced fecali?

A list on the internet told mij telling hi wasgoed boring, but I still want to say hi to you. So…hi.

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